My husband is really smart. I promise.
The other night we were watching T.V. I'm fairly positive Jeopardy was what we (I) was watching. All I know is that the question had to do with a famous historical quote. My answer was apparently ridiculous because Sandro's facial expression showed astonishment. Then, he decided that he was going to try and school me. Here is the conversation that followed his ego.
Sandro: (insert some witty comment on his historical knowledge)
Me: "I trump you in English, so don't come up on me in History."
Sandro: " No, you don't." (Nice comeback)
Me: "Yes, the English Language, Honey."
Sandro: "Maybe sonics."
Me: "I'm sorry. Explain to me what sonics is again?"
Sandro: "Phonics."
Win.